Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani just can’t seem to say that waterboarding is torture.
So let me summarize. The Republican platform is:
1) I hate gays, brown people and Muslims;
2) No one can take away my AK-47;
3) If everyone isn’t Christian, both the world and my haid will explode;
4) War good, killing good, torturing good, talking and Constitution baaaad;
5) I don’t give a shit about anyone but me.
What does their bumper sticker look like?
“Fascist Sociopaths Unite! Vote Republican in 2008.”
No wonder they have to steal elections.